Riding the edge of this thing nearly worked. It turns out the only way over the Mississippi river at Memphis is the Eisenhower interstate highway system, which sure seems a lot like suicide in waning twilight with lots of wind, trucks, and water on the road. Sure, 500 more CCs would help, but so would a windshield. And a roof. Every milkshake at Sonic comes with free roofs to park under. Weather report by Speth:
I'm posting this from the comfort of one of America's many generic hotel chains, still river left. Sorry, Arkansas. I'll be sleeping with my sawed-off shotgun handy.